This is a conversation that took place between two prominent women ministers of the Modi government after a regular Cabinet meeting. One minister to the other: “You have gained weight nowadays. My daughter says you look older than me in years, while the reality is you are several years younger than me.” The second woman minister laughed aloud and said, “My guruji from Ujjain has said that if I stopped worrying about myself and materialistic things, I will become powerful in politics. Not just this, my guruji has even said that the more I gain weight, my political clout will increase proportionately.” The first minister said with some shock, “One can see that. Have your guruji from Ujjain meet me, too.”